Bye, Bye, Love

La Gringa is leaving me... for a hot little number called Startup. She's a mobile sweet talker and La Gringa is whipped.

It's a good thing; it is. It's the right thing. We've lived our fantasy of having our own business and being parents so well that anything different that our current gig seems adulterous.

I miss you already, sweetheart. But I'm thrilled you're going to go knock 'em dead for another little startup-that-could.