La Gringa's Got a Tattoo!

Well, some people get married, La Gringa gets tatted (Is tatted a word?). I could tell you about our date night of spending an hour at the tattoo shop, or the cool guys there, the wild music and how silly we felt being all dressed up for date night (dress and wedges somehow didn't fit the look there), but I think La Gringa's rear can say it all.

The Difference Between Grandma and Mommy

Benefits Supervisor Sleeping

Tonight, 51-year-old Sue Tilley is anything, if a little proud. The fatty bidoddy woman posed in 1995 for artist Lucian Freud and, well, fell asleep naked. The painting sold tonight for a record $33.6 million; the most ever for a living artist's work.



Guess I should get over the weekend bloating and make some real cash...

Jesus Was a Marshmallow

The Things had an interesting activity at preschool today to teach them about Lent and Easter.

From what La Gringa and I could gather, they took biscuit dough, stuck a marshmallow in the center, wrapped it up and baked them. The results were that the marshmallow melted, but the biscuit became sweet, describing how Christ's body remained but he rose from the dead.

Christ has died, Christ has risen, Christ is a Marshmallow.

George Clooney: Ego Maniacs Gone Wild!