Tuesday, May 13

Benefits Supervisor Sleeping

Tonight, 51-year-old Sue Tilley is anything, if a little proud. The fatty bidoddy woman posed in 1995 for artist Lucian Freud and, well, fell asleep naked. The painting sold tonight for a record $33.6 million; the most ever for a living artist's work.

Guess I should get over the weekend bloating and make some real cash...