A's Fan Converts to Giants in One.Single.Bite

Today I heard a study come out on the most health code violations in America's ballparks. I waited to hear about something gross at Fenway. Nasty servings at Sheah. Nope. No fucking way.

I found myself turning in my green A's cap for, well, something a little less green. Today's study showed that A's McAfee stadium has the second highest health code violations with 493,ranging from rancid food, cockroaches and rats to chemicals suspiciously close to my mouth. Fuckwits. I KNEW that crap tasted too good.

So, where does a girl go to get her game-on? I'm headed to the Giant's AT&T Park with a mere 88 violations... and proudly packing a sack lunch.