Wednesday, April 23

Quotes from the Wonder Things

In chronological order while running errands yesterday:

1. Thing 1: Why is "W" sound like a "D"? double-u... see? A D?

2. Thing 2: What is Jambalaya? Can you get it as Jamba Juice?

3. Thing 1: The iPhone is a thermometer. I can tell if I have a fever with it.

4. Thing 2: It [the iPhone] can tell temperatures all over the world for all places and people and animals.

5. Thing 1: We. Will. Rock. You. What does it mean? Does it mean we're going to throw rocks at you? That would be bad.

6. Mommy: Can you please stop asking me "Why, Mommy" every two seconds?

7. Thing 2: Why?

8. Thing 1: I believe in God even though God is invisible because Wonder Woman is real and she can be invisible and she *also* has an invisible airplane.

9. Thing 1: I have a secret hole in my underwear just for boys [to the Ikea salesperson]. It's a *secret* pee hole.

2 comments:

Grandma Judy said...

My laugh for the day. Ah yes, the joys of being a mom.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!! Can't wait for Little Thing to talk :-)