Friday, February 15

That's a United States Senator and the Most Powerful Woman in Media You're Fucking With

I really don't give a shit about tabloids and I never, ever pick one up, muchless give the lying bastards the satisfaction of buying their crap. For the most part, headlines like "Aliens Landing in South Texas" and "Mystery Cornfield Revealed" don't bug me. Even the Princess Di beating the dead to death stories don't phase me and I must say, I believe celebrities are fair game.

That said, I draw the line with this tabloid cover. I want to be really clear here, who the heck do you think you are to fuck with a man who is a United States Senator running for the highest office in our country? Who is the dipwit who thought it was a good idea to take the most powerful woman in entertainment (who won her seat through blood, sweat, tears and good old fashioned kickass business sense) and position her against a man she supports politically?

You fricking rat bastards, have some respect for the man who just might be the one protecting your sorry First Amendment Ass.