Quotes of the Day

"The space shuttle Columbia blew up. Everybody died, so they made new people and a new plane. Someone had better tell God about that." --Thing 2


"Mr. Rogers is playing with animals. Does he sleep with animals? Are people that sleep with animals called Veterinarians?"-- Thing 2

There are PEOPLE on Mars? Do they eat CHICKEN? They eat CHICK-EN? -- Thing 1

"Why are there not any dark skinned ballet dancers?" -- Thing 2 (as mommy began Googling The Harlem Ballet)

"My teacher said her Internet was broken. I told her that it was La Gringa's fault because she's on the Internet and she probably did it." -- Thing 1